Saturday was one of my best friend's bachelorette parties in Portsmouth, NH. It was a crazy 24 hours and I couldn't have asked for a better time or better people to be with.
I will give my best David Letterman Top 10 list of the festivities, but most will be personal jokes of the evening - here we go:
10. Anatomically correct penis cakes
9. The cigar roller - whoever tries this, report back
8. The dirty seagull - if a guy is reading this and knows what that is, shame on you
7. Ginger bean soup - this would not have been as funny if we weren't blacked-out
6. Tiger/Bruce/Hu G...
5. The virgin dance - no words, just a propelled bracelet
4. Dollar bill/picture game - one reason why the pictures of the night are horrifying
3. Alizé - straight up passion
2. A rediculous amount of mermaids
1. The running man turned into a swift kick to the balls - guy never saw it coming
Love you all, can't wait for the 26th!
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I've been informed it's actually called "The Screaming Seagull." In either case, it's still the most horrifying thing I've ever heard.....
I mean, it does fit with the "dirty" theme, but that answer was well thought out - and he was sober. Scary.
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